Book Review – Evermore by Alyson Noël
** spoiler alert **
I had a review written for this, but I can’t bring myself to post it. It isn’t constructive, and I try not to pan a book without offering up at least something positive or helpful. I once self-published an ebook (which has been offline for “repairs”/a total overhaul for three years now), so I know firsthand how unbelievably grueling it is to write a book. I struggle with it daily, and am the first to admit that the original version of my story (and possibly even the current one) was, in parts, really bad. I’m still learning. Even Salman Rushdie and Haruki Murakami are still learning. So, keep in mind as you read this that, while I may complain heartily about a book, I’m always respectful of the mind-melting work that went into it.
There are so many things about this story that make me worry for impressionable young women reading it that I held nothing back in my original review. Beyond the numerous Twilight ripoffs and the protagonists’ own abhorrent behavior, this book (like so many others) romanticizes stalking and controlling romantic relationships. It glorifies dishonesty and cheating. It even, at one point, has the “heroine” driving drunk to school, an appalling act for which she suffers no real consequences–and, even worse, something she treats as a big joke.
I will share the lists from my original review and spare you the rest:
Behavior that, according to Ever and Damen, is totally copacetic:
–Using psychic powers to cheat on tests (and then criticizing mortal girls for doing the same, sans psychic powers).
–Using psychic powers to cheat at gambling and win hundreds of thousands of dollars.
–Stalking.
–Breaking and entering.
–Self-medicating with booze.
–Driving drunk.
–Lying, as long as it’s about “unimportant” things.
–Invading your significant other’s thoughts, allowing him/her no privacy.
–Controlling your girlfriend’s clothing, music, thoughts, and dreams.
–Ditching your girlfriend to “go surfing” when she turns you down for lovin’.
–Stealing another woman’s husband over and over, and then killing her for not taking it lying down.
–Flirting with other girls to make your lady love jealous.
–Plying your girlfriend with tulips every time you do something jerky.
–Breaking the code and going after your best friend’s crush.
–Not giving your girlfriend a choice to spend eternity with her family before making her an immortal like you (even Edward gave Bella a choice, which basically involved Bella convincing him for 1500+ pages that she had nothing to live for and just wanted to be like him–but, still, he gave her the choice).
Blatant Twilight ripoffs:
–The sequel is called Blue Moon. (“Come on!!! Are you serious?!” asks Mr. Mere.)
–New girl in new town meets new boy in new town. The two sit next to one another in class.
–Immortal boy thinks bland, somewhat unlikable first-person narrator is more extraordinary than any of the girls he’s met across time and space.
–Ever can read everyone’s thoughts but Damen’s.
–Damen is seventeen, immortal, rich, and drives a fast car.
–Damen never eats and his lips are “icy cold.”
–These characters are centuries-old virgins.
–Damen cuts school a lot, leaving Ever to plotz over his absence.
–Damen shows up randomly and without warning in Ever’s bedroom. Sexless sleepovers ensue.
–Ever has no parental supervision whatsoever. Even when she narrowly dodges expulsion for getting wasted at school, her adoptive aunt (Sabine) half-heartedly hides the booze in an unlocked cabinet rather than pouring it down the sink.
–Ever and Damen share a timeless love but, really, their central conflict is not being able to have sex. Though I’m not sure what’s stopping Ever–it’s never really made clear.
–Key scenes in meadows/fields.
–Damen to Ever/Edward to Bella: “I can’t stay away from you” (258). A blatant, word-for-word dialogue lift.
–Instead of catching a falling apple in the cafeteria, Damen catches Ever’s falling water bottle. Like Edward, he moves so fast that it’s a blur.
Things Damen can do:
(Note: According to Ever, Damen has a “neverending list of things he’s good at” (55). There are several paragraphs in this book that are just laundry lists of all the things that make Damen awesomesauce.)
–Anything. Everything.
–Painting, diving, surfing, soccer, guitar, piano, violin, saxophone, magic tricks, etc.
–He taught Picasso everything he knows about painting. No joke. Picasso and Van Gogh both painted him, and he was also BFFs with Leonardo da Vinci. His modern-day art teacher realizes “she’s never had [a student:] with such innate, natural ability–until now” (56). This is some serious Gary Stu (thanks, Ashley) characterization. On top of all this, he has signed books from Emily Brontë and William Shakespeare, and he knew Marie Antoinette and all four Beatles.
–He’s ambidextrous and, to quote Bella Swan, “impossibly fast.”
–He regularly cribs passages from various popular New Age texts, which combine to form a confusing mish-mash of manifesting, positive thinking, Transcendental Meditation, chakras, karma, and reincarnation. These concepts are not, as pop American pseudo-philosophy would have you believe, interchangeable.
–In other words, he bastardizes legitimate Eastern religions/philosophies to make them palatable to an American teenage audience. It happens all the time.
Miscellaneous other issues:
–Excessive use of participial phrases and miscellaneous copyediting errors.
–Using “nauseous” instead of “nauseated” multiple times to describe feeling sick to one’s stomach.
–Blatant product/celebrity placement (Sidekick, iPhone, iPod, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Evanescence, etc.).
–A plot more than vaguely reminiscent of The Twilight Saga, Fallen, Hush, Hush, Numbers, The Lovely Bones, and others.
I’ve heard that the subsequent books improve, so maybe they iron out some of the kinks of this first one. I think that I could have forgiven a lot if the core relationships in this book had been stronger. Sabine is too busy with her job to parent Ever at all. Ever is too self-involved to be a good friend to Miles and Haven. Damen is too controlling to be a healthy choice for Ever. Riley is too derivative of The Lovely Bones for me to take her seriously. I felt no real connection between any of these characters. And, once again, I’m left wondering if physical beauty is the only thing that attracts Ever and Damen to one another.










